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Easy Reference I Love You in Foreign Language Guide!

Say I Love You anywhere in the world! Now guys have a one page reference guide should you meet a hottie while travelling. Be prepared! We dudes know that it's a sure bet to get some foreign nookie once those magical words are spoken. Make sure you get the correct pronunciation before implementing or it could back fire!

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Saying "I LOVE YOU" in the most popular languages:

How to say "I Love You" in English -- Um, I Love you?

How to say "I Love You" in Spanish -- Te Amo -- Now get me an El Taco!

How to say "I Love You" in French -- Je T'aime -- Are you ever going to shave that?

How to say "I Love You" in German -- Ich Liebe Dich -- Not to be confused with "See my little dick"

How to say "I Love You" in Japanese -- Ai Shite Imasu -- I Shite you not!

How to say "I Love You" in Italian -- Ti Amo -- Just like Spanish, 'cept switch "Taco" with "Pizza"

How to say "I Love You" in Chinese -- Wo Ai Ni -- Also known to work: "Me Love You Long Time"

How to say "I Love You" in Swedish -- Jag Alskar -- AKA "Make money with video production!"

How to say "I Love You" if you find yourself in; Alabama, Arkansas, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina or Kentucky. . . . . . . . Nice Tits Cuz!

The Grand Master Multi-Lingo "I Love You" List

  • Afrikaans -- Ek is lief vir jou!
  • Albanian -- Te dua!
  • Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!
  • Arabic -- Ohiboke (m to f), Nohiboka (f to m, or m to m)
  • Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!
  • Basque -- Maite zaitut!
  • Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!
  • Bosnian -- Volim te!
  • Bulgarian -- Obicham te!
  • Catalan -- T'estimo!
  • Creole -- Mi aime jou!
  • Croatian -- Volim te!
  • Czech -- Miluji tev!
  • Danish -- Jeg elsker dig!
  • Dutch -- Ik hou van je!
  • Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!
  • Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!
  • Farsi -- Tora dost daram!
  • Filipino -- Iniibig kita!
  • Finnish -- (Mä) rakastan sua!
  • French -- Je t'aime!
  • Frisian -- Ik hald fan dei!
  • Galician -- Querote!
  • German -- Ich liebe dich!
  • Greek -- S'ayapo!
  • Gujarati -- Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon! tane chaahuN chhuN!
  • Hawaiian -- Aloha wau ia 'oe!
  • Hebrew -- Anee ohev otakh (m to f), Anee ohevet otkha (f to m), Anee ohev otkha (m to m), Anee ohevet otakh (f to f)
  • Hindi -- Mai tumase pyar karata hun (m to f), Mai tumase pyar karati hun (f to m)
  • Hungarian -- Szeretlek!
  • Icelandic -- Eg elska thig!
  • Indonesian -- Saya cinta padamu!
  • Irish -- t'a gr'a agam dhuit!
  • Italian -- Ti amo!
  • Japanese -- Kimi o ai shiteru!
  • Korean -- Dangsinul saranghee yo!
  • Latin -- Te amo!
  • Latvian -- Es tevi milu!
  • Lithuanian -- As tave myliu!
  • Malaysian -- Saya cintamu!
  • Mandarin -- Wo ai ni!
  • Marshallese -- Yokwe Yuk!
  • Norwegian -- Jeg elsker deg!
  • Polish -- Kocham ciebie!
  • Portuguese -- Eu te amo!
  • Romanian -- Te iubesc!
  • Russian -- Ya tyebya lyublyu!
  • Sanskrit -- twayi snihyaami
  • Serbian -- Volim te!
  • Sesotho -- Kiyahurata!
  • Slovak -- Lubim ta!
  • Slovenian -- Ljubim te!
  • Spanish -- Te amo!
  • Swahili -- Nakupenda!
  • Swedish -- Jag älskar dig!
  • Tagalog -- Mahal kita!
  • Thai -- Phom rug khun (Male speaker) Chan rug khun (Female speaker)
  • Turkish -- Seni seviyorum!
  • Ukrainian -- Ya tebe kokhayu!
  • Urdu -- Main tumse muhabbat karta hoon!
  • Vietnamese -- Anh yeu em (m to f), Em yeu an (f to m)
  • Welsh -- Rwy'n dy garu di!
  • Yiddish -- Kh'hob dikh lib!
  • Zulu -- Ngiyakuthanda!
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